What to Cook When You Can’t Leave the House and All the Meat Is Gone

Ah, yes: the joys of parenting. This week, my daughter and I had a nasty upper respiratory virus. Neither of us wanted to do much except watch movies, play board games, and color. Further complicating the situation was an unfortunate stock-out at our farmers’ market delivery service, which meant that we ran out of meat on Wednesday and had only six eggs left after lunch today.

What to do for dinner tonight? I made like a fifties housewife and casseroled it:

Set 2 8-ounce packages of cream cheese out to soften.

Pre-heat oven to 350 degrees. Steam fresh broccoli florets by placing in rice cooker’s steamer basket, which is resting on top of a pot with one inch of water in it; boil the water until the florets turn bright green. Place the steamed florets in a Pyrex dish; cover it to keep them warm.

Make pasta. I like Mrs. Leeper’s organic corn spaghetti; I made half of the package.

Drain the pasta; then stir in both packages of cream cheese over low heat. Add 1/2 bottle of honey mustard. Stir until thoroughly mixed, then add steamed broccoli. Stir the whole thing together, transfer it from the pot to the Pyrex dish, and bake it (uncovered) for 15 to 20 minutes. Enjoy!